Day 10,455 - Meet The Fleming's

It’s about time I introduce you to the one thing that keeps me sane. My Family. All together there are four of us; your’s truly, Kyle, my husband, and my two children Zoë and Miles.

Kyle (32 M) - I secretly call Kyle “The Man”. He’s my conscience, the little voice (no pun intended) that tells me that it’s not a good idea, or a good buy. This dude breaks down the price per diaper when we go to BJ’s. He is happy when his family is happy, and that’s what matters the most to him. He don't take no crap from no body, and has been known for cussing people out by mistake.

Although alot of people may not kow it, Kyle has a great sense of humor. I mean we really laugh all of the time. He comes up with clever words that become part of our vocab like "clerty" which describes an article of clothing that has been worn, but does not have stains or smells. (Clerty is a combo word which means clean & dirty). Yeah, it sounds crude, but it's really funny when you hear it unexpectandly. Kyle is not big on Male/Female roles, and isn’t too much of a handyman either. But this man is a great father, and he makes the best baked Ziti I've ever tasted. Yep, Kyle Rocks, the Picture Dosen't.

Zoë (7, F) - Zoë is our little “PIT” (Princess in Training)she’s very inquisitive and has a wicked sense of humor, and she loves all things pink and frilly , now don’t get it twisted, this girl has been witnessed beating the crap out of two boys who thought that they would roll on her. She aint no Joke! She’s a blue belt in karate, and she plays soccer and softball. A few years ago I made the mistake of teaching her a few “yo Mamma” jokes that kind of backfired on me. You see, this girl is as smart as a whip, and as cute as a button, but when it comes to knowing who she should tell a yo’ mama joke to, she’s a little slow.... (sorry Daddy)

Overall my girl is a pretty cool kid. She’s smart, funny, creative, and personable. She’s a funky mixture of Martha Stewart (minus the jail stay) and Rachel Ray (minus the annoying voice). To Zoë each and EVERY day is a day to celebrate. She plans menus for lunch and dinner, and plays restaurant. She calls a cook out (you know a simple back yard BBQ) a BBQ party, and begs to invite people over.

I can definitely see her making a living as an Attorney by day, and party planner by night.

Miles (19 mos, M) - This little dude is so laid back it’s a shame. The only thing that gets him all riled up is if he’s hungry, if he’s tired, or if you take his pacifier (yes, he still takes a pacifier). However, I must admit that this boy is a little bit of a snitch. He tells on everything, and everyone, even his poor mama… He screams “uh oh” or “look at that” and you know it’s on. Run, Fast and head for the hills, somebody’s gonna get a whuppin’. Imma get me one of those "stop snitching" shirts they sell on the corner… That oughta fix em’ lol

I can see homeboy being a musician or some type of performing artist.