There's another woman, and her name is NFL!
Yesterday my husband left me for the NFL... I saw him watching her all day, talking to her and laughing with her. I've known about his obsession with her since I've met him, but I tried to be the bigger woman and let it go. But he's so darn blatant with it. He looks at her while I'm in the room, and checks out her stats when he says he "checking his email", and Sundays are the worse.
I tried to see what this NFL thing was all about, and decided to follow few players. When Bret Farve left the Packers I made notice, when that dude said that he would change his name to ocho cinco, I laughed at how ludicrous it was, especially since ocho cinco isn't even the Spanish word for eighty-five, I even joked about Michal Strahan's gap. I learn the player's names, and the teams that they play for. For a woman, I know quite alot about Rugby, um I mean football... But nothing works! He loves her.
The NFL has taken my husband, and now I'm out for blood!!! The Eagles SUCK! The Giants SUCK EVEN HARDER! I'm gonna be a Cowboy's Fan! Take that! Darn you FOX, Darn You ESPN, Darn you DirecTV!!
You just wait until Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sister, and The office all return this season. Don't you come knocking at my door when I'm laughing and smiling. Don't you ask me whats for dinner!
2 comments:
LOL - That was too funny! Fortunately for me, Jamil is spiraling out of his obsession with Football. Yes, he'll watch the games and yell and such, but it ain't what it used to be! I was just talking to him about it yesterday. I asked him a simple question about the game (I didn't even realize that the season had begun) like, "Is it a home game or an away game?" He was like, "I dunno." I was like, yeah, you're not the fan you used to be, he just laughed cause he knew it too. He had been let down one too many times by those Darn Eagles. "Fly Eagles, Fly..." My dad cringes when he hears that song and so do I. I also pointed out to Jamil that he didn't even bother to watch any of the pre-season games. What's this thing about Michael Strahan's gap?????? We'll talk. :)
I hate football too!
The mistress!
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