Dear Neighbor...
Do you think you could maybe take a chill pill every once in a while? Aside from the fact that you never speak to us (even though we say hi to you EVERY time we see you) and you never bring up your own trash can, you're as cool as ice when it comes to neighbors. However, you need to seriously take a chill pill.
Every few days I hear you burst into uncontrollable cussing fits...what's up?
Do you need a hug? (well I a'int gonna hug you, but I'll send Kyle over...lol) I mean for real?
What's going on over there?
I know you live alone so you're not yelling at anyone in the house (I hope not). Is it someone on the phone? I never hear your phone ring (row home walls are paper thin sometimes) so you must be calling them... why do you keep calling this person? and better yet what are they saying to you?
You're going at it now! It's kinda funny... scary but funny... Kyle and I get a kick out of it every time. I'm just happy that you do this at night when the kids are in bed...
All I'm saying is this... Lady, please take a chill pill. Please?
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