I don't know about you, but I'm sitting here with Super powers! Go ahead and laugh, but in the words of Ming Ming (Wonder Pets) This is Serious" lol...
Check this out, and then tell me your girl ain't got no superpowers...
Super Power #1 - Insomnia
Explain my ability to stay awake until 3 am doing laundry and wake up at 6:30 ready to work... Super Powers!
Super Power # 2 - Anti- Sick
Well I know it ain't exactly a word, but explain my Anti sick powers. For the past week or so, I've been getting sneezed, coughed and vomited on by Miles, and I am as fit as a fiddle. Not even a sore throat... What you say? I didn't think so... Super powers!
Okay, okay you're still not convinced, here's a good one... Give me 100$ and watch me buy food for a week, put gas in the car, pay an electric bill, get the kids a new shirt each, get my eyebrows arched, buy a book of stamps, and rent a video from Hollywood Video.. and still have 5$ left over. Yeah! I thought so... Super Powers
All in all, I'm pretty neat (with the exception of my slang, and the ability to know when and when not to use the word "laid"). True, my vision prevents me from driving at night, and sometimes I hear stuff that ain't no body said, and my grammar gets a little jacked up at times.... when it all boils downs...
Yo shorty! Your Girl got super powers!!!
Peace out!
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