You ever do things you know you're gonna regret? Like eat two scoops of butter pecan ice cream knowing darn well you're lactose intolerant? or smell a pair of socks you've found in the corner? like seriously did you think they were clean? you ever answer a call of someone you ain't event wanna talk to? or ask someone how they've been even though you don't really care? Have you ever smelled milk that was well after it's expiration date, or worn a pair of pants that you knew were too tight, or a shirt that was kinda too small, or shoes that were uncomfortable? Have you ever gone somewhere you didn't wanna be, and stayed too long, cause you were too lazy to leave? or eat something that looked weird? you ever comment on something that you realized didn't need commenting ... only after the words left your mouth? you ever say something out loud that you thought you were thinking or something too loud just when the room got all quiet? you ever walk into a glass door, pull a door that said push, turned your car on, and scare yourself because you left the radio on BLAST? you ever stub your toe and let out a string of expletives only to realize that your 2 year old was standing right there? you ever drop your toast butter side down and pick it up? you ever walk over a spill secretly hoping someone else would slip in it? You ever type out a long e-mail to someone but never send it? or burn a letter that detailed everything you've ever felt about a person? you ever cuss someone out by accident? and then have to apologize once you realize they were right? ever wake up late and go to work without brushing your teeth? or worn clothes out of the dryer that had that stinky "i left my clothes in the dryer too long" smell? you ever call out sick even though you weren't really sick? or told someone you didn't love that you loved them? or gave someone a fake hug, or smile? or hugged someone an held your breath because you were afraid of how they might smell? You ever tell someone you didn't care, even though you did? or lie about something you ate? or drink the last of something and leave the empty container in the fridge because you thought it would be funny to watch someone get a cup just to realize there was nothing in the container? (good times, good times).. you ever smile and nod and not know what the hell someone was talking about? or listen to someone tell you something while thinking in your head "this idiot don't know what the hell they're talking about".. You ever stay up real late doing dumb stuff, and then complain about being tired the next morning, or lie about having to get up early just to get out of hanging with someone? you ever go somewhere hoping that you see "that person" or don't go somewhere because you don't wanna see "that person"? You ever take a benadryl just so you can fall asleep? or drink too much and vomit all over the place..You ever have company over and totally forget that you have bras hanging in the bathroom until you go to use the bathroom (after they've used it)? You ever loose your money? your mind? your sense of humor? You ever laugh at something that is not funny..like someone falling? You ever cuss someone out in your head? or cuss at your cat or dog? you ever lie about receiving an email or text message or voice mail? you ever log on face book, see people's statuses and get pissed and vow not to log on again...only to log back on to see what their stupid ass friends had to say about it? you ever get caught in a lie?you ever say something really mean, hurt some one's feelings, and NOT feel guilty? You ever buy a can of paint, paint a room and then hate the color? or buy something didn't need, and then need the exact amount of money you spent on something you didn't need to bu/pay for something you do need... like the phone bill or electric bill.. You ever say "I'll do it" thinking that the other person would say "no, don't worry", but instead they say "wow, thanks" and you get stuck doing something you never wanted to do? You ever spend an insane amount of time doing something completely stupid, like reading or writing a nonsensical post, written by someone who obviously has too much time on their hands?
No? Neither have I...
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