You Know you don't need a phone line when...

You Know you don't need a home phone line when....

10. You can't find the handset, so you say "whatever..."
9. The Phone hasn't rang in over a month
8. You can't remember your home phone number
7. You come home to check your messages, and there aren't any... not even one
6. Your grandmother calls you on your cell phone, cause that's the only number she has.
5. Everyone in the house has their own cell phone that they use daily.
4. Your Home phone line doesn't have Long Distance, Caller ID, Call Waiting or any other features...That's what you use your cell phone for
3. You haven't received a bill in over 5 months
2. You receive a termination notice from the phone company for non-payment
1. You call the phone company to find out what's up, and they're like "Honey you ain't had phone service in over a week"